About the Book
Peculiar, punny pieces for poetic people.
A collection of originals by Jonny B.
For thousands of years, poetry has been there for us, through times of trouble, heartache and despair - by being filled with multitudes of melancholic forlorn feelings.
Boring!
In today's tough, troubling, tenebrous times, we all need a reason to SMILE. So it's time to flip the form, invert the verse and spin the stanza - it's time to SMILE.
Open up this book, with themes from vegetables and beer to Medusa and 90s action movies to insects and sex, and let the playful and wonderfully pun-filled words put a SMILE upon your lips. Where some can be considered cute, others viewed as vile or vulgar, several satiated with sweetness, and a scattering saturated in unsavouriness - they’re unequivocally everything but boring! From the ignoramus to the ingenious, there's a poem inside for everyone to enjoy!
(Warning. This book is not suitable for children)
Perfectly accompanies travel, a tea-break, or a toilet trip.
Whenever. Wherever. Whatever. SMILE!
A collection of originals by Jonny B.
For thousands of years, poetry has been there for us, through times of trouble, heartache and despair - by being filled with multitudes of melancholic forlorn feelings.
Boring!
In today's tough, troubling, tenebrous times, we all need a reason to SMILE. So it's time to flip the form, invert the verse and spin the stanza - it's time to SMILE.
Open up this book, with themes from vegetables and beer to Medusa and 90s action movies to insects and sex, and let the playful and wonderfully pun-filled words put a SMILE upon your lips. Where some can be considered cute, others viewed as vile or vulgar, several satiated with sweetness, and a scattering saturated in unsavouriness - they’re unequivocally everything but boring! From the ignoramus to the ingenious, there's a poem inside for everyone to enjoy!
(Warning. This book is not suitable for children)
Perfectly accompanies travel, a tea-break, or a toilet trip.
Whenever. Wherever. Whatever. SMILE!
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About the Creator
Jonny B
Perth, WA
Jonny B (or Jonathan Barrett as he is more affectionately known to the ATO) is a word nerd and grammar Neanderthal who likes to perform his poetry on stage because then it doesn’t matter where, or wheren’t, his apostrophes are, or aren’t. He has performed his poetry to sold-out audiences on the main stage at Sydney Opera House, and also to a handful of drunks on a pallet at a craft brewery in Perth. Wherever he is, he just wants to make people smile. When he’s not working or writing, Jonny B enjoys a relaxing drink in the garden or the pub with his Puppy Princes Colin & Vincent, Pussycat Princess Morgan, and his Queen, wife Converse Celebrant Karli Louise (Jonny B is the Jester of the royal household).