National Poetry Slam poet Michael Shaeffer flings forth his fifth funny collection about floodwaters, funerals, farts, Star Wars crushes, professional wrestlers, Putin’s underwhelming underpants thugs, Disney insects, chainsaw sestinas, Prince haikus, Simpsons erotica, backstage shenanigans, Die Hard sonnets, Scrabble woes, NFL tantrums, the greatest year in pop music history, love, loss and Ghostbustin'.